I just love reading the sibehsian blog 
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
The long and short about The Misadventures of Nerd
The following details the crimes committed by Nerd in his first day
at the office:
1) Nerd arrived fashionably late for work because Sibeh Sian
treated him to the damn nice You Char Kuay and kopi stall near the
office.
2) The pair got lashed verbally by the evil Ms Tan for arriving
late, albeit fashionably so. She also cruelly rejected their
generous offer of Fried You Char Kuay.
3) Nerd spoilt the coffee-making machine at approximately 10:17am.
To prevent his career from ending prematurely, Nerd decided to take
Sibeh Sians advice to pretend he has got nothing to do with
it.
4) Nerd spoilt the fax machine at approximately 11:23am.
5) The pair decided to go for an early lunch with Office Bimbo, who
celebrates Nerds first day by buying lunch at the damn nice dim
sum restaurant near the office.
6) The three got lashed verbally by the evil Ms Tan for returning
very late from lunch.
7) The Boss was very, very pissed when he discovered the spoilt
coffee-making machine. By his orders, no one gets to go home until
the culprit owns up.
The Boss was pacified when Nerd bought him some kopi
from the damn nice You Char Kuay and kopi stall. He told all of us
to learn from Nerd.
9) Nerd accidentally activated the fire alarm at approximately
5:34pm.
In other news, I am now the proud owner of a SpongeBob mouse pad, a
SpongeBob stress ball, and a whole set of SpongeBob stationery
courtesy of Nerd. I am so looking forward to getting massaged by
his SpongeBob portable vibrator tomorrow.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
